I haven’t knit a thing in the last couple of months, although I carry yarn and needles with me virtually everywhere. I have, however, kept quite busy. Mostly reading and working and hanging out with the family and kitties.
I’ve also had a wench rehearsal or two, and in fact we have a performance scheduled for tonight at a local downtown bar/eatery*. I am so excited! I love performing so much, especially with my wench troupe. We have the most fun!
Not sure if I mentioned it here in an earlier post, but I’ve decided that the troupe needs its own songs. Originals. Written for us, to suit our act and to expand our repertoire. That way, if and when we record a second album, it will have some really new material interspersed with traditional wench/pub songs. Fun, right? Right!
Alas, none of the other wenches feels she has the requisite skills to undertake songwriting… not even the group’s twice-published novelist.
After a bit of discussion, we decided that I should do it. After all, I’m the one who really wants it done. I’m the one who suggested it. And I’m the one who’s written a song for us before, albeit only one (i.e., the Men’s Birthday Ditty)… a year and a half ago. Never mind that the women’s version has been unfinished since that time, that I haven’t been quite able to get it right.
Anyhoo, I was pressed (by our first album‘s producer) to declare how many songs I intended to write for the group this year, which sent me into spasms of frightened laughter, as “intend to” seems entirely the wrong term. “Hope to” seems far more appropriate. And I do hope to write a total of six songs for us to incorporate into our act… and into our next album, should we record one. So I said that, or something similar, laughed at my presumption and pooh-poohed the compliments and assurances of my sister wenches and our producer, who all declared their faith in my talent and ability to do this thing.
Yeah, right.
And that same night, not an hour later, as I was driving home from rehearsal, the germ of a song came to me, a lyric line, complete with its melody. By the time I went to bed, I had a chorus and the structure for the rest of the song laid out in my mind.
The next morning, in a little over an hour, I had the first song written, and with some technical help from BC17, I recorded a stripped-down version and sent it off to the group for input.
To a woman, they loved it! We’re going to work out parts, etc., at our pre-show rehearsal this evening, and it will be a real song!
Wanna see the lyrics?
Sure, you do!
Check it out:
A Man Like That
I want a man who knows my hills and dales,
One who’ll keep my garden wet,
Who’ll chase the wolves and never fail
To give me puss a pet.
(chorus)
Have you ever met a man like that,
A man who’s made like that?
Who’ll plow your fields both day and night?
Have you ever met a man like that?
I want a man who sets my soul on fire,
A man with heaven’s keys,
Who gives new meaning to “oh, god!”
And who brings me to my knees.
(chorus)
Have you ever met a man like that,
A man who’s made like that?
With an angel’s smile and a devil’s touch?
Have you ever met a man like that?
I want a man to tower over me,
Who is masterfully built.
A solid man who’ll stand the test of time,
With calves to rock a kilt.
(chorus)
Have you ever met a man like that?
A man who’s made like that?
With shoulders you can prop your feet up on?
Have you ever met a man like that?
I want a man who can take the heat
Who will stoke my forge and fire,
Who pounds my metal hot and sweet,
And shapes my heart’s desire.
(chorus)
Have you ever met a man like that?
A man who’s made like that?
A man who knows just when to strike?
Have you ever met a man like that?
You can spend your life in drudgery
Feeling lonely, sad or fat.
But you’ll never see who’s right in front of you.
No, you’ll never meet a man like that.
(final chorus)
So lift your head and fluff your girls,
Sing and dance and laugh.
Give the game of life a loving whirl.
Don’t you know a man likes that?
Don’t you know we all like that?
© 2014 Toni Finley All Rights Reserved
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I know it loses quite a bit in the translation to words on a screen. If I could figure out how to embed my little recording of it, I would. Sadly, I do not. **
On that same fateful drive home from rehearsal, I also had the idea for second song! It plays with and off of the idea of the wenches being the musical instruments a minstrel group might play… And it’s nearly finished, too. In fact, I thought it was a fait accompli, but I’ve decided I want it to end differently, so I shall be tweaking it further after I finish this long-overdue post.
And I think I’ve worked out the wenches’ birthday thing, too… although what I’ve come up with may be too short and simple. We shall see.
Still, I feel so productive! And only mildly guilty that I’ve nothing on the needles. Still, with WWKIP week coming up in only one short week,*** I feel a growing compunction to get back to the ol’ KPKP, if you know what I mean. The urge has been building, and I can resist anything but temptation.
I am, after all, a wench. 😉
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* It’s called The Midnight. We go on at 9:30, probably doing two sets. We’re headlining, which sounds very fancy, but really means a couple of guys we don’t know and didn’t pick are gonna play guitar and sing before us. Still, headlining has a nice delusion of grandeur ring to it. Come on down and hang out with us, if you can and are so inclined. We’d love to see you.
** Oh. Apparently, I have to pay for a “space upgrade” to post sound files. Grrrr. I think, instead, I’ll post a link to a Youtube recording of it later, once we’ve made one and published it.
*** June 14-21, according to this FB page someone set up. And who am I to argue with a FB page someone set up? Hey, it’s on the internet, so it must be true, right? Riiiiiight.